“Why are we here? I’m not talking philosophy, either. I mean why aren’t I back in my room with a nice latte instead of doing tai chi….which also sounds like a coffee name…”
“Because the bossman Silas Edlund himself saw one of you guys freak out over a browser freezing for half a second, and now he wants us to calm the fuck down and maybe stop living off caffeine. Hence, tai chi. Act natural.”
