“Blatant dislike can turn into blatant attraction. Do you not know how a love-hate relationship works? I should teach. I’m working on one, actually. I’ll personally mail you a copy when they come out. Can’t have my number one fan going without. Oh please, Fitz can take care of himself. Stop being a guard dog. It’s not a good look on you.”
“Has your writing career also extended into songwriting, and, if so, did you have something to do with that Robin Thicke hit? What was it called again, ‘No means yes’? I know he can, but it’s in my best interest to make sure he knows how to get rid of a body after he’s taken care of himself. Can’t have it strung to a tree like a virgin sacrifice, now can we, Jonathan?”
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