“I only agree to strip in front of a whole student body when a pretty girl asks me to.” He winked at her, a short chuckle escaping his lips. “Viral, huh? I hope you go on one of those I Knew Them When type of shows, tell everyone what I was like before the fame got to me. Oh no, I think I’ll be fine for the time being. But if I ever need someone to ice my swelling, I’ll come right to you.”
“If pretty girls have that kind of effect on you, you’re in trouble.”
“Oh, and what would I say? ‘I’d known him for half an hour before he got famous, and I can tell you fame absolutely didn’t change him because his head was at it’s maximum size when we met’?”
(Source: hacking101-blog)