♛: the pettiest thing my muse has ever done

maybe she should stop discriminating against people who prefer Internet Explorer and old people using computers in general. maybe not. looking at you, Coulson.

☠: how my muse would choose to die, if it were up to them

for someone, so that her life would be worth something. 

★: five things most people don’t know about my muse

• she doesn’t celebrate any holidays. 
  
• she’s actually super well read (especially when it comes to the classics) despite dropping out of high school and not having any physical copies of books. 
  
• she has a nice singing voice.
  
• she can’t sit through an entire movie without talking over it. yes, she’s that asshole.
  
• she gets attached ridiculously fast. she tries not to because it never ends well, but it’s something she can’t help. 
  

웃: what my muse would leave to people in their will

she doesn’t have much, let’s establish that. she doesn’t even have a will. but, hypothetically speaking, she’d want Simmons to get her hula girl. Coulson would get her laptop, because he needs to learn how to use it. Trip would get the van. Darcy would get her phone. Ward would get a passive aggressive post-it note.

in hindsight, Fitz would get her laptop. keep Coulson away from it. let her rest in peace.

Actions. Both for herself and other people. She’s seen how easily words are thrown around (continuous betrayal and rejection, anyone?) and has lied her way out of a lot of things, so they don’t carry much weight for her anymore. 

✓ : Name at least two people who can trust them with their life. 

All of the team. Everyone on it, even Ward. The people she’s met at the Academy, the pink power ranger, Nick Jonas. The thing is, she still doesn’t value her life much, given that it’s gotten significantly better ever since she joined Coulson’s team, and tends to treat herself like she’s expendable. Have you known her for more than a week? Great. She’d most likely die for you.

// to: fitz

[text] I’M GONNA LOVE YOU ENOUGH FOR ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T

[text] IT’S GONNA BREAK THE SPACETIME CONTINUUM AND SEND US BACK TO THE DARK AGES THAT’S HOW MUCH I’LL LOVE YOU

[text] fuck you for making me watch doctor who

// to: trip

[text] i like you when i’m sober AND when i’m drunk.i’ve been searching for this my whole life

// to: darcy

[text] first of all i’d like to thank you for being the reason i just lost never have i ever

[text] second of all, did you know inflammable and flammable mean the same thing?

// to: 10+ people

[text] I JUST  SWORE AROUND AP UPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y I SAID MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU THIN K SHE’LL BE ABLE TO TELL WHAT IF SHE START????S??? SWEARING???? FUCK IM NOT READY 2 BEPRANT. PANRE

[text] PARENT

[text] PLEASE DONT TELL PETA

// to: val 

[text] hey.

[text] since i’ve come on home? well, my body’s been a mess. 

[text] and ive’ missed your ginger hair and the way you like to dress/?

[text] why don’t you come on over

[text] why don’t you come on over……

[text] valerie…………….

[text] valerie 3x