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“Coulson was the agent that interrogated me after… that thing I did,” Alexis said. “At least, I think that was his name. Coulson? Carter? Collins? It began with a C. I don’t think I could picture him doing karaoke.” She stifled a giggle at the thought of whoever that agent had been singing (probably drunkenly, because nobody did karaoke while sober) Phil Collins in front of other people.

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“So, do you like working for S.H.I.E.L.D.?”

“Did he try too hard to give off a cool dad vibe? If so, it was him. Coulson interrogated me, too, but without the scary government douche act. He actually sounded like he was about to make me a friendship bracelet and take me out for margaritas.”

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“Occupational hazards aside, yes. So far I’ve met like, three Asgardians. If the order is correct, Thor should be next. Fingers crossed.”