professorleofitz
asked:
☠★웃

☠: how my muse would choose to die, if it were up to them

for someone, so that her life would be worth something. 

★: five things most people don’t know about my muse

  • she doesn’t celebrate any holidays. 
  • she’s actually super well read (especially when it comes to the classics) despite dropping out of high school and not having any physical copies of books. 
  • she has a nice singing voice.
  • she can’t sit through an entire movie without talking over it. yes, she’s that asshole.
  • she gets attached ridiculously fast. she tries not to because it never ends well, but it’s something she can’t help. 

웃: what my muse would leave to people in their will

she doesn’t have much, let’s establish that. she doesn’t even have a will. but, hypothetically speaking, she’d want Simmons to get her hula girl. Coulson would get her laptop, because he needs to learn how to use it. Trip would get the van. Darcy would get her phone. Ward would get a passive aggressive post-it note.

in hindsight, Fitz would get her laptop. keep Coulson away from it. let her rest in peace.